and the photos were a suprise,
You think i’ve been out, but no just at work ;)
omg it looks like a deformed veiny penis
Genuinely thought it was a dick then
I feel this smug right now :)
Don’t say I forget about the men.
i have those tights, which i was skinnier so they looked better
If you don’t notice me I have arranged a list of things I might do:
Bake myself alive in a smoker:
Bury myself alive in this dirt hill outside:
Cook myself in my grill :-) i can smell the flesh already
Run through the woods at sunset until some wolf or…
i’m on the warpath tonight, so don’t say stupid things k x
my feelings exactly.
him: (being all sweet)
him: I just watched this documentary, and this guy proposed to this girl and she said yes. It was so cuttee!!!
me: you proposin or summit?
aahahaaaaaa guess no then, rejected